So who is Grandad?

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My personal online diary,within your very reach. All that I write here are true events! The adult years are the most vicious and strenuous, I love to embrace that. Enjoy! P.S •All entries are writing three weeks in advance. •Entries are unloaded every Fridays at 10am

Friday, 19 December 2014

The Tale of Pixi

Mfundi,

As you must know by now that I have 6 nestlings whom I adore dearly.

*If you think I'm crazy, you can go ahead and fuck off!*

                                   1. The Love of My Life
                                                     Buma

                                                  2. Fudge


1. Buddi
    (Like Buddy)


4.Pixi


5. Budda
(Like Buddha)


6. Chidgey



Pixi. Pixi is quite the wildling. Always pacing and involved in some sort of an escape plan with Buddi.
Since, unfortunately I am residing on a farm, Pixi finds it quite cute to jump the wall and disappear every so often. A Couple of weeks ago though, Pixi's disappearances became rather frequent. She began leaving once a week instead of once in two months. She was getting out of hand. Following her return, after four days of being awol. Pixi was plumper than usual. She was very much expectant. We could all tell.
I then decide to familiarize my mother to relax and that Pixi had finally returned from her unorthodox visits. Of course she was relieved, she then chocked on her praises when I informed her that Pixi was expecting a piddle of stray puppies. In a jiffy, her applause turned to curses.
"How could she! We thought she was irretrievable. If a life on the streets is what fancies her.Then so be it. I don't want her here I ain't raising no stray puppies!!!".
I was struck dumb.
But.
I can't help but perceive why Pixi did it. She needed to get out. See a variety of grimace. I above all know how frustrating it could have gotten to be kept a prisoner for so long.
During her freedom run, regrettably she became a slave to the male form. 
Pixie and I have a great deal in common, I sympathize with her. Along with her thoughts and actions.
Still had Pixie disappeared once in a while and had not returned pregnant, that would be perfectly understandable.
Unfortunately she over did it.
Excluding her heightened need for the paternal flesh, we are indeed alike.
In this very descriptive analogy. That I devised when I was incredibly shit-face high. I am Pixi.
Run away girl, on a quest to find even a grain of ecstasy. Scolded and chased away when we attempt to give our very dull lives a speck of meaning.
Before her departure, after her return. She became very distant. Almost unrecognizable, but my child nonetheless!





Pixi lives with the neighbour's now. Same farm, different division.
My destiny lies in that of Pixi's (minus the piddle of pups).
Lost in a ball of misunderstanding


Fade out.
Gran(U.U)Dad




Friday, 12 December 2014

The Update I Never Posted




Moshi Moshi
Readers.






My sincere apologies for not having updated last week. I was very high for most of it. I swear to you I'd forgotten it was Friday on Sunday! So I figured I keep you in your toes for one more week.

For those few souls out there who were actually concerned, I am "glad" to inform you that I am in fact back home. After being hauled to one of my parents' anointed church elders, to confess my sins and beg for the formidable forgiveness of my parents (for having spoke my mind,that is). I was finally welcomed back home.
I still don't want to be in this fucken place, but godammit!
The food is nifty as fuck!
Given I do the preparations,most of the time. 
Honestly speaking now, the only reason I went back and "denounced satan" was purely based on the fact that I was hungover. I was shit-faced and I needed to sleep unhesitatingly. I would do and say anything just to get into bed and rest my aching liver!

The moment it had dissolved, the hangover. I found myself still trapped in Freddy Kruger's world.
 Veritably, I wouldn't quite mind having a tango or two with Mr Kruger before he whisks me off to my fairyland.

I still have them, the nightmares. They haven't let up one bit.
Insomnia.
It's noticeable presence has latched itself onto me and has probably embedded itself into my DNA by now.
So.
I smoke. 
I drink from the sweet bosom of Wawi (weed), become quite impressed with the concept of life until my body is forced to shutdown. I need Wawi, without Wawi I am crucified by insomnia.
What a damned procedure it is for me to to conclusively drift off to my own personal virtual reality.
Where I am surrounded by absolutely no humans, rather I am comforted by my canine friends; who's love is perpetually fixed.

Your Demented Friend,
Gran(^•^)Dad